Picture the scene. The UK Prime Minister, David Cameron, has called Ken Clarke in on Sunday morning for an important and urgent job. He is without portfolio but that doesn’t mean is without his uses.
“What ho, prime minister! Not chillaxing today?” asks the jovial former Lord Chancellor.
“No, Ken. There’s important business afoot. We need a little air cover. We want you to dominate the news headlines.”
“I’m the man for the job,” beams Ken, he of the “some rapes are more serious than others” claim.
“Great,” says Cameron. “Now, go out and say something about veils. Any old b– – – will do.”
Ken duly complies. It is not certain why he needs to do this important job. It may be a precursor to justice secretary Chris Grayling coming over all “tough on veils” by announcing a ban on them for witnesses giving evidence in court (though a ban is not really within his immediate powers); or it may be to deflect attention from the embarrassing U-turn on migrant visa bonds.
Whatever it is, Ken rises to the challenge. How did he approach this sensitive subject? By blundering in with his size 10 Hush Puppies. In passing he denigrated the attitude of women who wear veils as archaic and strange: “It’s a most peculiar costume for people to adopt in the 21st century.” Read the rest of this entry